I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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