did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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