i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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