Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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