i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
he thought i was a dude.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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