There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
The ass gains better be worth it
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