we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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