So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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