where does the pee come out of this thing
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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