You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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