i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My breasts were aching with rage.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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