these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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