I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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