You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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