If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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