My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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