Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Randomize
