Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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