So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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