Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
why do cheetos always look like penises
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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