I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
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She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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