Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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