it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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