To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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