They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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