butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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