do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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