your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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