brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
it's not cheating when I paid for it
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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