yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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