he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
did i just pee glitter
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
