butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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