Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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