Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Your cock deserves a montage
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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