Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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