I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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