And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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