I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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