we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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