Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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