I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
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If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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