U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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