Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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