okay pat passed out under dana's car
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Just invented taco cereal.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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