no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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