her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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