ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm at about main and main street
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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