Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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