Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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