one two three fourrrrnication!
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize