we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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