carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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