Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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